Lyrics
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| Song Title | Album | Parody Of | Subject | Buy Online |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 88 Lines About 44 Simpsons | Worst Album Ever | 88 Lines About 44 Women by The Nails | Simpsons | Click to buy |
| A Man Named Jayne | Unconventional | A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash | Firefly | Click to buy |
| A Middle East Country, A Middle Earth Mountain Troll | Target: Audience | A Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock 'n Roll by Donny Osmond | The Middle East, Lord of the Rings | Click to buy |
| Aliens Just Don't Understand | Psycho Potpourri | Parents Just Don't Understand by DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince | Independence Day (movie) | Click to buy |
| All I Wanna Do Is Shoot Some Guns | Psycho Potpourri | All I Wanna Do by Sheryl Crow | Pulp Fiction (movie) | Click to buy |
| All You Can Tweet | The FuMP | All You Can Eat by the Fat Boys | Click to buy | |
| Baby Got Brak | Carpe Dementia | Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot | Space Ghost: Coast to Coast | Click to buy |
| Back One Week To The Future | Carpe Dementia | One Week by Barenaked Ladies | Back to the Future | Click to buy |
| BACON! | Baconspiracy | bacon | Click to buy | |
| Bad, Bad Boba Fett | Carpe Dementia | Bad, Bad Leroy Brown by Jim Croce | Star Wars (movie) | Click to buy |
| Bart Simp Sun | Carpe Dementia | Black Hole Sun by Soundgarden | Simpsons (TV) | Click to buy |
| Battlestar Rhapsody | Target: Audience | Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen | Battlestar Galactia (tv) | Click to buy |
| Because I'm Jedi | Worst Album Ever | Because I Got High by Afroman | Star Wars: Episode II: Attack Of The Clones | Click to buy |
| Bender Roboto | Uber Geek | Mr. Roboto by Styx | Futurama | Click to buy |
| Black Friday | Too Much Stuff | Black Friday, shopping, consumerism | Click to buy | |
| Born to Lose | Psycho Potpourri | Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen | being a loser | Click to buy |
| Bring the Joy | Unconventional | Bring the Noise by Public Enemy (featuring Anthrax, 1991) | Ren & Stimpy | Click to buy |
| C'mon Ride The Bus | Uber Geek | C'mon 'N Ride It (The Train) by Quad City DJs | Commemorating Weird Al Yankovic's legendary live recording of "Another One Rides The Bus" on the Dr. Demento Show | Click to buy |
| Christmas In Hogwart's | Worst Album Ever | Christmas in Hollis by Run DMC | Harry Potter | Click to buy |
| Cornholio | Carpe Dementia | Macarena by Los del Río | Beavis and Butthead | Click to buy |
| Cruis'n USA | Psycho Potpourri | Surfin' USA by the Beach Boys | Cruis'n USA (video game) | Click to buy |
| Cthulhu Fthagn | Too Much Stuff | Hakuna Matata by Elton John | H.P. Lovecraft, Cthulhu | |
| Dementia Revolution | Baconspiracy | history/current state of comedy music | Click to buy | |
| Everybody Get Lost | Too Much Stuff | original | Lost (TV) | Click to buy |
| Everybody Get Weird | Target: Audience | Art Paul Schlosser remix | Art Paul Schlosser's music | Click to buy |
| Everyone’s Free To Earn Profit | Uber Geek | Everyone’s Free (To Wear Sunscreen) by Baz Lurman | Star Trek: Deep Space Nine | Click to buy |
| Fanboy | Uber Geek | Cowboy by Kid Rock | fandom | Click to buy |
| Fangirls, Shake That Booty! | Worst Album Ever | women of fandom life | Click to buy | |
| Fantastic Voyager | Psycho Potpourri | Fantastic Voyage by Coolio | Star Trek Voyager (TV) | Click to buy |
| Fight Club: The Musical | What A Ripoff: Volume 1 | Fight Club (book/film) | ||
| Frat Boys | Uber Geek | Fat Boys by the Fat Boys | fraternity boys | |
| Fruit Loops | Carpe Dementia | Foot Loose by Kenny Loggins | food, breakfast cereal | Click to buy |
| Funny Man | Psycho Potpourri | Whatta Man by Salt N' Pepa | comedians | Click to buy |
| Geeks of the Industry | Unconventional | Freaks of the Industry by Digital Underground | gamers, gaming culture, gaming industry, "Dork Tower" by John Kovalic | Click to buy |
| Gettin' Giggity Wit It | Baconspiracy | Gettin' Jiggy Wit It by Will Smith | Family Guy | Click to buy |
| God Bless Stephen Colbert | Too Much Stuff | original | Stephen Colbert, Colbert Report (TV) | Click to buy |
| Gory Gory Halellujah | Too Much Stuff | Glory Glory Halellujah | horror movies | Click to buy |
| Gowron Said Knock You Out | Psycho Potpourri | Mama Said Knock You Out by LL Cool J | Klingons, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, specifically the episode "The Way Of The Warrior" | Click to buy |
| Grease Wars | Unconventional | Grease the musical | Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope | Click to buy |
| Gump | Psycho Potpourri | Lump by The Presidents of the United States of America | Forrest Gump (movie) | |
| Hill | Carpe Dementia | Hell by Squirrel Nut Zippers | King of the Hill (TV) | Click to buy |
| Holding Out for Hiro | Target: Audience | Holding out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler | Heroes (TV) | Click to buy |
| House Party At Arkham Asylum | Worst Album Ever | Joker and the villains of DC Comic's "Batman" | Click to buy | |
| Humpa Hound | Psycho Potpourri | Jump Around by House of Pain | Beavis and Butthead (TV) | Click to buy |
| I Am A Vamp Of Constant Sorrow | Uber Geek | I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow by The Soggy Bottom Boys | Angel | Click to buy |
| I Kissed a Squirrel | Psycho Potpourri | I Kissed a Girl by Jill Sobule | "Ray TV" (Luke's inside joke) | Click to buy |
| I Love You, Tivo | Baconspiracy | TiVo | Click to buy | |
| I Want To Be Steve Buscemi | Target: Audience | I Want To Be Peter Lorre by Tom Smith | Steve Buscemi (actor) | Click to buy |
| In The Line Again | Uber Geek | On The Road Again by Willie Nelson | waiting in line to see the next Star Wars | Click to buy |
| Insane and the Brain | Carpe Dementia | Insane in the Brain by Cypress Hill | Pinky and the Brain | Click to buy |
| It Takes Who | Baconspiracy | It Takes Two by Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock | Dr. Who | Click to buy |
| It's A Fanboy Christmas | Uber Geek | holiday music | fandom, christmas | Click to buy |
| It's A Fanboy Christmas II: The Wrath Of Claus | Baconspiracy | holiday music | fandom, christmas | Click to buy |
| Jack Bauer | Target: Audience | 24 (TV) | Click to buy | |
| Jello Shots | Too Much Stuff | original | Tom Lehrer | Click to buy |
| Jon Archer | Worst Album Ever | Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz | Star Trek: Enterprise | Click to buy |
| Just Mister Londo | Target: Audience | Just a Gigolo by David Lee Roth | Babylon 5 (TV) | Click to buy |
| Keanu Barada Nikto | Too Much Stuff | original | The Day The Earth Stood Still (2008 movie) | Click to buy |
| Keanu Man | Uber Geek | Piano Man by Billy Joel | Keanu Reeves | Click to buy |
| Kenny Was A Kid From South Park | Carpe Dementia | Jerry Was A Race Car Driver by Primus | South Park | Click to buy |
| KFC Bitch | Psycho Potpourri | KKK Bitch by Body Count | Kentucky Fried Chicken | Click to buy |
| Kramer Costanza | Carpe Dementia | Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys | Seinfeld (TV) | Click to buy |
| Love Theme From Mystery Spatula Theater 11 | What A Ripoff: Volume 1 | Love Theme From Mystery Science Theater 3000 | Mystery Spatula Theater 11 | |
| Luke Ski's Next Big Cartoon Song Parody | Baconspiracy | animation | Click to buy | |
| Macho Man (Oooh Yeah!) | Carpe Dementia | Macho Man by the Village People | wrestling/"Macho Man" Randy Savage | Click to buy |
| Man from Dunder | What A Ripoff: Volume 1 | Land Down Under by Men At Work | The Office (TV) | Click to buy |
| Map Light | Unconventional | the little light on your rear view mirror | Click to buy | |
| Marvel Poppins | The FuMP | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Disney buying Marvel | Click to buy |
| MC Freberg | Baconspiracy | Stan Freberg/80s Rap Artists | Click to buy | |
| Men In Black (Klaatu Barada Nikto) | Carpe Dementia | Where It's At by Beck | Men In Black (movie) | Click to buy |
| Murder Was The Play | Psycho Potpourri | Murder Was The Case by Snoop Dogg | Hamlet (Shakespeare) | Click to buy |
| My Favorite Part | Too Much Stuff | love | Click to buy | |
| My Name Is Al Bundy | Uber Geek | My Name Is by Eminem | Married With Children (TV) | Click to buy |
| My Name Is Fred | Psycho Potpourri | My Name Is Mud by Primus | Flintstones | Click to buy |
| My Parents Bought Me Intellivision | Too Much Stuff | original | Intellivison game system | Click to buy |
| Mystery Science Theatre Picture Show | Carpe Dementia | Science Fiction/Double Feature by Richard O'Brien | Mystery Science Theater 3000 | Click to buy |
| No Sleep Til Bablyon | Target: Audience | No Sleep Til Brooklyn by The Beastie Boys | Babylon 5 (TV) | Click to buy |
| Ode To Mrs. Grass’ Chicken Noodle Soup | Worst Album Ever | food, soup | Click to buy | |
| OMGWTFBBQ | Target: Audience | Warcraft, MMORPGs | Click to buy | |
| One Night At Quark’s Bar | Baconspiracy | One Night In Bangkok by Murray Head | Star Trek: Deep Space Nine | Click to buy |
| Pamela | Psycho Potpourri | Panama by Van Halen | Pamela Anderson | Click to buy |
| Peter Parker | Uber Geek | Peter Piper by Run DMC | Spider-man | Click to buy |
| Quark’s New Merchandising Enterprise (live version) | What A Ripoff: Volume 1 | Star Trek: Deep Space 9 | ||
| Quite A Man For An "Al" Fan | Carpe Dementia | Pretty Fly (for a White Guy) by The Offspring | Weird Al Yankovic | Click to buy |
| Ranma Saotome | Psycho Potpourri | Kokomo by the Beach Boys | Ranma 1/2 (anime) | Click to buy |
| Ranma Soutome | Psycho Potpourri | Kokomo by the Beach Boys | Ranma 1/2 (anime) | Click to buy |
| Resistance | Carpe Dementia | The Distance by Cake | Star Trek: First Contact (movie) | Click to buy |
| Rocky Horror | Carpe Dementia | House of Horror by Insane Clown Posse | Rocky Horror Picture Show | Click to buy |
| Scud | Target: Audience | Scud the Disposable Assassin (comic) | Click to buy | |
| Sex Kittens From Mars | Unconventional | Unused theme song to a musical of the same name | Click to buy | |
| Spam (Let The Pork Be Pork) | Psycho Potpourri | Slam by Onyx | food | Click to buy |
| Spock Star | Too Much Stuff | Rock Star by Nickelback | Star Trek (2009 movie) | Click to buy |
| Star Wars Prequel Homesick Blues | Unconventional | Subterranean Homesick Blues by Bob Dylan | Star Wars Prequel Trilogy | Click to buy |
| Star Wars Trilogy Homesick Blues | Carpe Dementia | Subterranean Homesick Blues by Bob Dylan | The Original Star Wars Trilogy | Click to buy |
| Stealing Like A Hobbit | Worst Album Ever | Cleaning Out My Closet by Eminem | Lord Of The Rings | Click to buy |
| Survivor: the Animated Series | Unconventional | animation, Survivor, reality | Click to buy | |
| Thank Q | Psycho Potpourri | Thank You by Boyz II Men | Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV) | Click to buy |
| The Ballad Of Optimus Prime | Worst Album Ever | Transformers | Click to buy | |
| The Chainsaw Juggler | Target: Audience | cover of The Chainsaw Juggler by the Four Postmen | ??? | Click to buy |
| The Dada Slide | Too Much Stuff | original | line dances | Click to buy |
| The Doctor and William | Psycho Potpourri | Rhymin’ and Stealin’ by the Beastie Boys | Dr. Demento and Whimsical Will | Click to buy |
| The Geeks Come Out At Night | Too Much Stuff | The Freaks Come Out At Night by Whodini | sci-fi convention room parties | |
| The Give Lindsay Lohan A Sammich Foundation | What A Ripoff: Volume 1 | Lindsay Lohan | Click to buy | |
| the great Luke Ski | Baconspiracy | the great Luke Ski | Click to buy | |
| the great Luke Ski vs. The Nick Atoms | Unconventional | original | freestyle rap | Click to buy |
| The Spongy Dance | Unconventional | The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground, | Spongebob Squarepants | Click to buy |
| Theme from Ash | Uber Geek | Theme From Shaft by Issac Hayes | Pokemon | Click to buy |
| Theme From The Dork Of The Rings | What A Ripoff: Volume 1 | parody film “The Dork of the Rings” | ||
| Titanic Monday | Carpe Dementia | Manic Monday by the Bangles | Titanic (the movie) | Click to buy |
| Too Much Stuff | Too Much Stuff | original | hoarding and pack ratting | Click to buy |
| Transformers: Revenge of the Filmin' | Too Much Stuff | original | Transformers (2009 movie) | Click to buy |
| Trekkie Case – Spockhelbel Remix | Psycho Potpourri | Basket Case by Green Day | Star Trek | Click to buy |
| UR | Baconspiracy | kids morning cartoons | Click to buy | |
| Use The Force | Uber Geek | Give It Up by Public Enemy | Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace | Click to buy |
| Vacuum Cleaner Hoses | Too Much Stuff | cover of Willio & Philio's original | outer space | |
| Vader Boy | Unconventional | Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne | Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith | Click to buy |
| Viva Las Nagus | Psycho Potpourri | Viva Las Vegas by Elvis Presley | Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV) | Click to buy |
| Wannabe A Slayer | Uber Geek | Wannabe by The Spice Girls | Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Click to buy |
| We're Goin' To the Dells (The Wisconsin Dells) | Too Much Stuff | original | Wisconsin Dells, WI | Click to buy |
| What's Up Spock? - Deep Space '99 Remix | Carpe Dementia | What's Up Doc? (Can We Rock?) by Fu Schnickens with Shaq | Star Trek: The Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, & Q | Click to buy |
| What's Up With That?! | Baconspiracy | I Can't Get Behind That by William Shatner & Henry Rollins (style parody) | Various aspects of American life and pop culture | Click to buy |
| Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden | What A Ripoff: Volume 1 | Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego | Osama Bin Laden | |
| Who Let The Frog Out? | Uber Geek | Who Let The Dogs Out? by the Baha Men | Muppets, Jim Henson | Click to buy |
| Wilbur Robinson | Target: Audience | Mrs. Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel | Meet the Robinsons (movie) | Click to buy |
| Y.O.D.A. | Carpe Dementia | Y.M.C.A. by the Village People | Yoda - Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi | Click to buy |
| Yes, We Have No Bananas | Worst Album Ever | cover of Yes, We Have No Bananas by Frank Silver and Irving Cohn (1923) | food | Click to buy |
| You Don't Know Jack | Baconspiracy | Pirates of the Carribbean | Click to buy | |
| You Might Be A Trekkie | Carpe Dementia | Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might be a Redneck" standup routine | You Might Be A Redneck standup routines, Trekkies and Fandom in general | Click to buy |
