"All I Wanna Do Is Shoot Some Guns"
A parody of "All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow, about the movie "Pulp Fiction"
Parody lyrics by the great Luke Ski
(c) 1997-2009 Luke Sienkowski


This ain't Jurassic Park
It ain't Forest Gump, either
This is Pulp Fiction

"You know they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale with Cheese in France?"
Says Vincent Vega next to me out of nowhere.
I'm getting into character, a gangster named Jules.
Just like Mr. Pink, or Blonde, or Brown, or Orange.

And he's plain stupid to me,
And I wonder if he's ever given a foot massage in his whole life.
And we are drinking tasty beverages at 7:25,
In an appartment with Brad and his Big Kahuna burgers.

And Brad and his buisness partners ain't talking their way out of this stuff,
'Cause I don't remember asking them a (gunshot sound effect) damn thing!.

Brad should now "What" ain't a country,
So I read them Ezekiel 25:17.
Well, they're nothing like Vincent and me,

'Cause all we wanna do is shoot some guns,
And I get a feeling that we're not the only ones.
All we wanna do is shoot some guns.
We're just like Seinfeld with live ammuntion.
All we wanna do is shoot some guns,
Until Quentin yells "cut" on the Tarantino movie yard.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men"

Mia likes a five dollar shake late in the evening,
And Butch likes to read a watch from his father's butt.
Marsellus fixes fights but he should watch his back for Zed and The Gimp.
Fabienne eats blueberry pie for breakfast.

Marvin lost his head so we took him to Jimmy's house,
But Jimmy informs us that he's not a dead gangser storage.

The Wolf comes to dispose of the car.
Honey Bunny doesn't want to kill anybody.
Ringo shouts out "Garson, coffee!".

But all we wanna do is shoot some guns,
And I get a feeling that we're not the only ones.
All we wanna do is shoot some guns.
Oh, I'm sorry did I break your concentration?
All we wanna do is shoot some guns,
Until Quentin yells "cut" on the Tarantino movie yard.

"Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children"

Otherwise, the chopper is ours.
The Fruit Brute, Red Apples, and the Kangaroo too.
The flies and the blowtorch and the old bedroom set.
The Pigs and the dorks.

But all we wanna do is shoot some guns,
And I get a feeling that we're not the only ones.
All we wanna do is shoot some guns.
My life is saved by divine intervention.
All we wanna do is shoot some guns,
And me and Vincent are gonna get medieval on your...
All we wanna do is shoot some guns,
Until Quentin yells "cut" on the Tarantino movie yard.

Oh yeah, From Dusk 'Till Dawn on the Tarantino movie yard.

"And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."


(Transcribed by Jered "Mr. Tuesday" Perez. Thanks!)