All You Can Tweet
A parody of "All You Can Eat" by the Fat Boys, about Twitter
Lyrics by the great Luke Ski
© 2009 Luke Sienkowski


Luke Ski:        Hello?
Devo Spice:    Luke, it's Devo. The Fat Boys are back!
Luke Ski:        What?!
Devo Spice:    They're at Original Fat Boys dot com, and they're also on Twitter!
Luke Ski:        Oh my god, there they are! Their handle is @TheFatBoys, Follow, hit refresh, and, WHOA!

Chorus vocalists:    All you can tweet!
Luke Ski:                They've tweeted 327 times today!
Chorus vocalists:    All you can tweet!
Devo Spice:            What is that, one tweet per pound?

Luke Ski:        I signed up for Twitter, so now I can tweet.
Devo Spice:    Now I'm a update my status
Luke & Devo:                    to a funky beat!
Devo Spice:    Follow all your friends, and just like that,
Luke Ski:        You can stalk 'em all day, if you know where it's AT! (@ @ @ @...)
Devo Spice:    Link to a picture, movie, or song,
                        And if it's 'not safe for work', I'm a pass it along!
Luke Ski:        On my PC or
Devo Spice:                            Phone!
Luke Ski:                                            From the time I 'Tink',
                        I'm typing literally everything I think:
Devo Spice:    "Got boogers on my fingers while stopping a sneeze."
Luke Ski:        "DON'T CANCEL 'DOLLHOUSE' PLEASE!!!"
Devo Spice:    "I voted for Obama, cause I like his big ears."
Luke Ski:        "Been tracking Dominos, and now my pizza is here!"
Devo Spice:    I'll tweet all the time, no matter where I am.
Luke Ski:        "I just took my Uncle Louie to his rectal exam!"
Devo Spice:    When using letters and numbers, you gotta be discreet,
                        'Cause A-Hundred-And-Forty
Luke & Devo:                                                Is all you can tweet!

Chorus vocalists:    All you can tweet!
Devo Spice:            "This weekend, can anybody help me move?"
Chorus vocalists:    All you can tweet!
Luke Ski:                "I'm on Netflix streaming, watching 'Krush Groove'!"
Chorus vocalists:    All you can tweet!
Devo Spice:            "I love the smell of freshly washed socks."
Chorus vocalists:    All you can tweet!
Luke Ski:                "You can call me the Human Tweet Box!"

Devo Spice:    Yo Luke Ski, whose tweets are these?
Luke Ski:        Hey Devo Spice, they're celebrities!

Devo Spice:    There's Ashton!
Ashton:            "Oh my god, my wife is such a MILF!"
Devo Spice:    Wil Wheaton!
Wil Wheaton:    "Sorry PenguiCon, I have to cancel again."
Devo Spice:    Adam Savage!
Adam Savage:    "We're gonna blow stuff up real good!"
Devo Spice:    Miley Cyrus!
Miley Cyrus:    "I'll be 18 in 13 months, wink!"
Devo Spice:    And Weird Al!
Weird Al:        "Stop sending me your stinkin' parody ideas!"
Devo Spice:    Rainn Wilson!
Rainn Wilson:    "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
Devo Spice:    Paula Abdul!
Paula Abdul:    "May I mambo dog face to the banana patch?"
Devo Spice:    Conan O'Brien!
Announcer:    "TWITTER TRACKER! TWITTER TRACKER! TWITTER TRACKER!"
Devo Spice:    Kevin Smith!
Kevin Smith:    "Writing more jokes about gays and weed."
Devo Spice:    Taylor Swift!
Kanye West:    "Yo, I'm a let you finish, but Beyonce writes the best tweets ever!"

Chorus vocalists:    All you can tweet!
Devo Spice:            I better back this all up, in case there's a 'Wipeout'!
Chorus vocalists:    All you can tweet!
Luke Ski:                Hey Devo, how do you spell 'Bdddt, bdddt, bdddt, bdddt, stick 'em!'?
Chorus vocalists:    All you can tweet!

Devo Spice:    Alyssa Milano!
Luke Ski:        I do NOT hate fat people!