All You Can Tweet

A parody of "All You Can Eat" by the Fat Boys, about Twitter

Lyrics by the great Luke Ski

© 2009 Luke Sienkowski

[SFX: Telephone ring]

Luke Ski:        Hello?

Devo Spice:        Luke, it's Devo. The Fat Boys are back!

Luke Ski:        What?!

Devo Spice:        They're at Original Fat Boys dot com, and they're also on Twitter!

[SFX: computer keyboard typing]

Luke Ski:        Oh my god, there they are! Their handle is @TheFatBoys, Follow, hit refresh, and, WHOA!

Chorus:                All you can tweet!

Luke Ski:        They've tweeted 327 times today!

Chorus:                All you can tweet!

Devo Spice:        What is that, one tweet per pound?

Luke Ski:        I signed up for Twitter, so now I can tweet.

Devo Spice:        Now I'm a update my status

Luke & Devo:                                        to a funky beat!

Devo Spice:        Follow all your friends, and just like that,

Luke Ski:        You can stalk 'em all day, if you know where it's AT! (@ @ @)

Devo Spice:        Link to a picture, movie, or song,

And if it's 'not safe for work', I'm a pass it along!

Luke Ski:        On my PC or

Devo Spice:                        Phone!

Luke Ski:                                From the time I 'Tink',

I'm typing literally everything I think:

Devo Spice:        "Got boogers on my fingers while stopping a sneeze."

Luke Ski:        "DON'T CANCEL 'DOLLHOUSE' PLEASE!!!"

Devo Spice:        "I voted for Obama, cause I like his big ears."

Luke Ski:        "Been tracking Dominos, and now my pizza is here!"

Devo Spice:        I'll tweet all the time, no matter where I am.

Luke Ski:        "I just took my Uncle Louie to his rectal exam!"

Devo Spice:        When using letters and numbers, you gotta be discreet,

'Cause A-Hundred-And-Forty

Luke & Devo:                                        Is all you can tweet!

Chorus:                All you can tweet!

Devo Spice:        "This weekend, can anybody help me move?"

Chorus:                All you can tweet!

Luke Ski:        "I'm on Netflix streaming, watching 'Krush Groove'!"

Chorus:                All you can tweet!

Devo Spice:        "I love the smell of freshly washed socks."

Chorus:                All you can tweet!

Luke Ski:        "You can call me the Human Tweet Box!"

Devo Spice:        Yo Luke Ski, whose tweets are these?

Luke Ski:        Hey Devo Spice, they're celebrities!

Devo Spice:        There's Ashton!

Ashton:                "Oh my god, my wife is such a MILF!"

Devo Spice:        Wil Wheaton!

Wil Wheaton:                "Sorry PenguiCon, I have to cancel again."

Devo Spice:        Adam Savage!

Adam Savage:                "We're gonna blow stuff up real good!"

Devo Spice:        Miley Cyrus!

Miley Cyrus:                "I'll be 18 in 13 months, wink!"

Devo Spice:        And Weird Al!

Weird Al:                "Stop sending me your stinkin' parody ideas!"

Devo Spice:        Rainn Wilson!

Rainn Wilson:                "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

Devo Spice:        Paula Abdul!

Paula Abdul:                "May I mambo dog face to the banana patch?"

Devo Spice:        Conan O'Brien!

Announcer:                "TWITTER TRACKER! TWITTER TRACKER! TWITTER TRACKER!"

Devo Spice:        Kevin Smith!

Kevin Smith:                "Writing more jokes about gays and weed."

Devo Spice:        Taylor Swift!

Kanye West:                "Yo, I'm a let you finish, but Beyonce writes the best tweets ever!"

Chorus:                All you can tweet!

Devo Spice:        I better back this all up, in case there's a 'Wipeout'!

Chorus:                All you can tweet!

Luke Ski:        Hey Devo, how do you spell 'Bdddt, bdddt, bdddt, bdddt, stick 'em!'?

Chorus:                All you can tweet!

Devo Spice:        Alyssa Milano!

Luke Ski:        I do NOT hate fat people!