Theme From Ash
A parody of “Theme From Shaft” by Issac Hayes
Parody lyrics by the great Luke Ski
© Luke Sienkowski, 2000

Pikachu:     Pikachu!

Jessie:     Prepare for trouble,
James:     Make it double,
Jessie:     To protect the world from devastation,
James:     To unite all peoples within our nation,
Jessie:     To denounce the evils of truth and love,
James:     To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jesse:     Jessie,
James:     James,
Jessie:     Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light,
James:     Surrender now or prepare to fight,
Meowth:  Meowth, that's right!

Issac:    Who’s the PokeMon kid that’ll battle you when he flips his lid?
Singers:     ASH!
Issac:     Dang right!

Issac:     Who is the lad, whose Bulbasaur will beat you bad?
Singers:     ASH!
Issac:     Can you dig it?

Issac:     Who is the boy, who masters the collectible toy?
Singers:     ASH!
Issac:     Right on!

Meowth:     They say that Ash is a bad mother…
Jessie & James:     SHUT YOUR MEOWTH!
Meowth:     I’m only talkin ‘bout Ash!
Jessie & James:     Than we can dig it!

Issac:     He’s a complicated dude, but no one understands him but his Pikachu.
Singers:     ASH KETCHUM!

Singers:  Gotta catch ‘em all!  Gotta catch ‘em all!
Charizard:    CHAR!
Singers:     Gotta catch ‘em all!  Gotta catch ‘em all!
Psyduck:     PSY?!

Jessie, James, & Meowth:     Team Rocket’s blasting off again!…