Cruis'n USA
A parody of "Surfin' USA" by the Beach Boys, about the video game "Cruis'n USA"
Parody lyrics by the great Luke Ski
(c) 1996-2009 Luke Sienkowski


(Cruis'n, yeah. Cruis'n USA, yeah)

If everybody had Nintendo Ultra 64
Then everybody'd be Cruis'n, for now and ever more (Choose your car!)
So throw out your Sega Saturn and Sony Station Play
And then we all will go Cruis'n, Cruisn' USA (Ready? Set? Go!)

And we'll go cruise through Frisco and US 101
Knockin' down those redwoods is sure a lot of fun (Oh, wow, redwoods!)
We're gonna cruise through Cali-F-O-R-N-I-A
Everybody's gone Cruis'n, Cruis'n USA (Checkpoint!)

You know it handles so smooth, doing 142
Cruis'n L.A. in a school bus, just like Keanu (Excellent!)
Not gonna stop 'till I'm in D.C., and once I'm there I'll stay
In the hot tub with Bubba, Cruis'n USA (So this is the Grand Canyon)

We're gonna cruise Mount Rushmore, and never hit the brakes
Through Chicago's Lower Wacker, like Elwood and Jake (We're on a mission from God!)
Through Indiana, Appalachia, there ain't no tolls to pay
Everybody's gone Cruis'n, Cruis'n USA (Welcome to the hall of fame)

(Cruis'n USA! Yee-Hoo! Y'all come back now, ya hear? Yee hee hee hee!)