Humpa Hound
A parody of "Jump Around" by House of Pain, in tribute to Beavis & Butthead
Parody lyrics by the great Luke Ski & J. Styles
© 1993-2009 Luke Sienkowski

Note: This song was one of my earliest attempts at parody, originally written in 1993 when I was 19 years old. The song itself isn't really about anything, other than wanting to make a bunch of Beavis & Butthead references from back when the show was first on the air. Most of the lyrics J. Styles is singing were written by him, and all of my lyrics were written by me. This song still holds a bucketful of nostalgic charm for me, and is significant in my career artistically, because it was working on this song which helped me invent my rap parody songwriting style. The lyrics below are from the 1997 version heard on my second album "Shadows of the Bunghole" (aka "Psycho Potpourri") – Luke Ski


Butthead:    Yes!
Beavis:        Yes!
Butthead:    It's about time they played something cool!
Beavis:        This is the video! This is the video, Butthead, the one I was telling you about!
Butthead:    What video would that be Beavis?
Beavis:        You know, the one where it's kind of like Bobby Brown, they're talking about humping a hound!
Butthead:    Beavis, are you into that kind of thing?
Beavis:        Yeah, it's pretty cool, it's like, well, uh, I, uh, …Shut up Butthead! I'll kick your ass!
Butthead:    Dumb ass!

J. Styles:
Push it in, push it out. Let me speak out.
Here's a story about a brother with clout.
If you're hungry, hungry no doubt,
Just get yourself a hot dog with extra sauerkraut.
Feelin' gimpy, (Beavis: Yeah!) my Woodrow went limpy.
(Butthead: It's about time they stopped being wimpy!)
No fat chicks, so bitch, just get the hell out.
Puncture up your thigh, and lyposuck the fat out.
On MarioKart, when I drive they all dart.
I smoke more karts than there are in a Wal-Mart
Parking lot, sure 'nuff, you got shot, by a heat seeking red shell.
You're suckin' a brat.
You're getting' beat down, you're getting' beat down!
So get out your seat and humpa hound!

Humpa hound!
Humpa hound!
Humpa hound!
Hump up, hump up, and get down!

Beavis:     Yeah! Humpa hound! It's pretty cool!

Beavis & Butthead:
Da-da-da-da-da-daaa! Da-da-da-da-da-daaa!
Boom shalock lock boom! Boom shalock lock boom!

J Styles:
I'll play your ass like Mortal Kombat
My name is J Styles, not Felix the cat.
My rhymes are hot, see? I came to play Yahtzee,
I'm a hell of a lot funnier than that lame ass Potsie.
For one measly hour you sit through a class.
You gotta go pee so you need a hall pass,
Cuz that's some pressure, that I just don’t like.

Luke Ski:
If you are a 'Cory', ride a big bike! (Beavis: BIG BIKE!)
(Butthead: That was cool.) So go wrestle broccoli!
You try to make me laugh, you don’t know comedy!
I got the jokes, so go get your folks,
'cause when I hit the stage, I will smoke.
I came here to clown, I came here to clown,
So get out your seat and humpa hound!

Humpa hound!
Humpa hound!
Humpa hound!
Hump up, hump up, and get down!

Beavis:         They said it again! They keep saying it Butthead, it's pretty cool!

Butthead:    This is pretty cool for a couple of white guys.
Beavis:        Hey Butthead, is it 1993?
Butthead:    What?
Beavis:        I'm just asking if it's 1993.
Butthead:    What the hell are you talking about Beavis?
Beavis:        Well it's like, I got the calendar, and I've had it for four years, so it should be right.
Butthead:    Beavis, you're a dumb fartknocker.
Beavis:        Don't call me that Butthead! I warned you! I'll kick your ass!

Luke Ski:
I'm the ace in the place, I rhyme with much bass,
I draw everything, 'cause real men don’t trace.
Or better yet an illustrator, just like an animator.
You're tryin' to turn me off, like as if my name was 'Data'.
But I ain't goin' out like no android.
You're used to Klingons you know, but I'm a Betazoid.
I'm readin' your mind, I'm readin' your mind.
It was some really light reading so I stopped and took a nap. (Zzzzz!)
I'm coming to get ya, I'm comin' to get ya.
You've been spewing up chunks since the day that I met ya,
You're all goin' down, cause we rule this town,
So get out your seat and humpa hound!

Humpa hound!
Humpa hound!
Humpa hound!
Hump up, hump up, and get down!

Beavis:         Yeah, we've heard this before. C'mon!
Butthead:     Humpa hound! Bla bla bla bla bla…
Beavis:         Blah blah blah blah!

Beavis:        Mow, ma-mow, ma-mow (etc.)…
Butthead:    Beavis? Beavis, what the hell are you doing? Beavis, you're a damn weirdo. I'm gonna smack you Beavis!
Beavis:        …ma-mow, ma-mow OW! AH! OW!...

J. Styles:     Yo, this is dedicated to Beavis!
Luke Ski:     And Butthead!
J. Styles & Luke Ski: We don’t like stuff that sucks!

Beavis:        I got a magical box of electrical socks, I got a snake that's sick like tricky Dick Nixon!
Butthead:    I got a magical box of electrical socks, I got a snake that's sick like tricky Dick Nixon!
Beavis:        I got a magical box of electrical socks, I got a snake that's sick like tricky Dick Nixon!
Butthead:    I got a magical box of electrical socks, I got a snake that's sick like tricky Dick Nixon!

Beavis:        Yeah, that was pretty cool! Yeah!
Butthead:    Hey, let's change the channel Beavis, I think they're showing "Mrs. Doubtfire".
Beavis:        Yeah, "Mrs. DoubtFIRE!" FIRE!
Butthead:    Shut up!
Beavis:        Oh, sorry about that. Heh hrr hehe hmm.