Kenny Was A Kid From South Park
A parody of “Jerry Was A Race Car Driver” by Primus
Parody lyrics by the great Luke Ski
(A “*” indicates a sample.)


*Opening theme lead-in.
    (music begins)
*Hmhmhm… I thought you just came from the bathroom… Hmhmhm!…
*Ppbbt!…  You farted!… ha ha ha… Somebody’s baking brownies…
*Smells like you slaughtered a cow in there, Kenny!…
*Mmm, it smells like dead fish here… Hmhmhm…   Aw, man, that is nasty!… I dont think I’ve ever seen a kid as cool as you, Kenny…
*Now, now that is a dirty little bastard!…

Kenny was a kid from South Park.
He says he’s glad to see ya.  *Hmhmhm…
When he’s not gettin smashed, stampeded, or shot,
he’s got explosive diarrhea.  *Hmhmhm…ppbbt!…
Kyle was a kid from South Park.
He’s a 3rd grade Jewish tyke.  *Hey you scrawny sh-beep!…
After cussin out aliens
he’ll play football with his brother Ike.

*Check this one out.  Ready Ike?  Kick the baby!…  Don’t kick the baby!…  Kick the baby!… Punt… Squeal… Crash!…

Stan was a kid from South Park.
Sister beat’em up everyday.
He barfs each time he talks to the girls,
and his dog, Sparky, is gay.  *Down, Sparky, down!…
Cartman was a kid from South Park.
He’s the one with flaming gas.  *Ppbbt-woosh!… Ooow!…
When he walks down the street, people go,
‘God dammit, that’s a big fat ass!’

*Beefcake!…
*Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs!…
*I didn’t have an anal probe!…
*God dammit, my mom is not on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine!…
*Yea…

Kenny was a kid from South Park,
and he’ll tell you it aint no lie,  *Kenny death sting music
that when you’re growin up in South Park
every day’s a good day to die.

*Howdy Ho!…
*That has got to be the most ridiculous load of pig crap I have ever seen!…
*Cows trampling Kenny
*Oh my God!…
*They killed Kenny!…
*You bastards!…