Love Theme From Mystery Spatula Theatre 11
A parody of "Love Theme From Mystery Science Theatre 3000",
about the parody series "Mystery Spatule Theatre 11"
Written by Matt Duhan
© Matt Duhan 2009


In the not to distant future, down at CCTV,
There was a guy named Max,
Just as happy as he could be.
He worked as a chef on a cooking show,
Just an ordinary average joe.
He did a good job, but the budget got tight,
So his bosses tied him up and shot him on a satellite.
Max: Get me down!

We'll send him cheesy movies, the worst ones down here. (La la la!)
But Max said that he's seen "Manos", so he has nothing to fear. (La la la!)
Now keep in mind Max can't control how to start and stop these duds, (La la la!)
Because he used those special parts to make his robot buds.

Robot roll call!
Cambot! "I see you!"
Bouncey! "Bouncey!"
Petra Servo! "Arrrr!"
Spoooork! "I'm leet!"

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and keeps the lawyers at bay, (La la la!)
Just repeat to yourselves, it's a parody, 'cause we love MST3K!
It's Mystery Spatula Theatre 11!