Men In Black (Klaatu Barada Nikto)
A parody of "Where It's At" by Beck, about the Movie / Cartoon "Men In Black", as well as referencing many other famous alien characters.
Lyrics by the great Luke Ski
(c) Luke Sienkowski 1999-2008

Mork: Nanu Nanu.
Mars Attacks Aliens: Ack ack ack, ack ack ack, ack ack, ack ack.
Agent K: We are the best kept secret in the unverse. Our mission is to monitor extraterrestrial activity on earth. We are your best, last, and only line of defense. We work in secret, we exist in shadow...
Agent J: And we dress in black.

There's an organization that lives on the QT
That protects the nation from the space debris.
The Roswell types roam wild and free,
Unbeknownst to Mulder and Scully.
Pullin' out guns and glasses and flash bulbs,
Two men dressing in a monotone.
Alien scum, you better come in peace,
Or else you'll rest in pieces.

Men in Black!
Protecting you from what you don't know.
Men in Black!
See them impounding a UFO.
Men in Black!
Starring Will Smith and Mr. Tommy Jones.
Men in Black!
Klaatu Barada Nikto.

Woman from TDTESS: Gort, klaatu barada nikto.

Headquarters looks like big police station
with celebrities from the Alien Nation.
Marvin's doin' looney pratfalls,
Predators, Species, Coneheads, and Spaceballs.
Alf has got a really comfy spot
with Ripley. Yeah, believe it or not.
But My Favorite Martain is a real dork.
He's the man in the egg known as Mork from Ork.

Men in Black!
Tell E.T. he better phone home.
Men in Black!
Klaatu Barada Nikto.

Ash: Klaatu, barada, n-*cough cough cough cough*. Look maybe I didn't say every single little tiny syllable, no, but basicly I said 'em, yeah.
Marvin the Paranoid Android: Life, don't talk to me about life.
Mork: Mork calling Orson, come in Orson.
Alf: I could use a little snack.
Beldar: Maintain low tones with me, maintian low tones.
Marvin the Martain: Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom.

From the celebration upon a movie screen,
To the Animation on Kids WB.
They got agents from A to Z,
who hip-hop dance and they get jiggy.
They went to South Park and met Cartman and then those
two turned the tables on his anal probe. (Cartman: Hey!)
The best two agents that you ever saw,
but that you never saw.

Men in Black!
Jake and Elwood meets Rambo.
Men in Black!
Klaatu Barada Nikto.

Ash: Klaatu... Barada... N-... Neck tie? Nocturne? Nickel? Noodle? It's an N word, it's definately an N word... It's DEFINATELY and N word.
Bill Paxton: That's it man, game over, man! Game over!