My
Name Is Al Bundy
A parody of "My Name Is" by Eminem,
about the TV sitcom "Married With Children"
Lyrics by the great Luke Ski
© Luke Sienkowski 2000-2009
Hi! My name is, my name is, my name
is…
Hi! My name is, my name is, my name
is…
Hi! My name is, my name is, my name
is… (Love and Marriage)
Excuse me, can I have the family in
Fox viewing positions?
Gee shmoes, do you like TV shows?
One ones with the kids and a mother
and a father and all the best he knows?
Well forget 'em, 'cause we all know
that he blows,
And listen to my life story, called
"My Three Woes".
A redhead who'd known me took me out
for minestrone.
I got drunk and I woke up in a state
of matrimony. (Oh no!)
Then soon Peg said "Al Bundy, to bed
we went." (We did?)
"We had sex and bred, now I'm
pregnant." (Aaaah!)
First came Kelly who's dumber than
grape jelly,
Followed next by Bud who's love life
is Hell he'd so often tell me.
Add fill-in my dog Buck who's just
chillin', (Ruff!)
And now you know exactly how I got to
be Married With Children.
I sell a lifetime of shoes, and I
always lose,
Got the permanent blues, and bad
hygene like Beetlejuice. (It's showtime!)
This channel sucks! (Dad, wait a
minute, this is our station!)
I don’t give a crap, Fox sent me to
syndication!
Hi! My name is (what?), my name is
(who?), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (huh?), my name is
(Peg?), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (Al.), my name is
(AL!), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (Dad.), my name is
(Daddy!), my name is… Al Bundy!
I once scored four touchdowns in one
game at Polk High,
But now I cry, selling shoes to
hippopotami.
A Schaumburg Mall is now my prison.
Dealing with these women who look
like Godzilla is giving me an aneurism! (roooar!)
Peg hangs with Marcy, with the last
name of Darcy.
She acts like a chicken, with a body
built like parsley.
Married to Jefferson. Pretty boy
house husband.
We go out to a nudie bar and spend
all of Marcy's tens!
"Psychodad" was the name of my
favorite program.
We watch reruns of it at the meetings
of N.O. M.A.A.M..
I come home from work and find Peg on
the sofa.
She says she'll make dinner after her
marathon of Oprah.
I can't enjoy my "Big 'Uns" 'cause my
daughter's in the centerfold.
Each shoe I ever sold has added to my
getting' old.
I called Dr. Kevorkian to help me
'cause my life is wrecked,
But he wouldn't accept my call from
1-800-COLLECT!
Hi! My name is (what?), my name is
(who?), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (huh?), my name is
(Peg?), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (Al.), my name is
(AL!), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (Dad.), my name is
(Daddy!), my name is… Al Bundy!
Help me, she wants some more sex from
me! (Oooh Al!)
Peggy please, can't you see that I'm
watching the TV?
I can't tell what Buck thinks,
because he's not translatable.
Bud's brain is debatable because his
last date was inflatable.
He once thought his Grandmaster B
image was the way to go,
But all the girls saw right through
it like a plate window.
Peg bought me underwear that's all
made of wool.
I drive to work in my Dodge, but it
can't outrun a lame Yugo.
Peg shops with all the money I got.
And when she stops, she'll eat bon
bons right out of the box.
I'm lookin' around for my baby
pumpkin', but she's not here.
She's out picking up all the Chicago
sailors at Navy Pier!
My kids are driving me completely
insane in the head.
But they're Bundys, so I'll stick by
'em 'til the day that I'm dead.
I love my Peg, (yeah, that's right)
and it's safe to say I'd rather have her,
Then do some stupid show like
"Unhappily Ever After".
Hi! My name is (what?), my name is
(who?), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (huh?), my name is
(Peg?), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (Al.), my name is
(AL!), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (Dad.), my name is
(Daddy!), my name is… Al Bundy!
I'm Al Bundy, yes I'm the real Bundy,
all you other Al Bundys just ain't that damn funny.
So won't the real Al Bundy please
stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?
Yeah I'm Al Bundy, yes I'm the real
Bundy, all you other Al Bundys just ain't that damn funny.
So won't the real Al Bundy please
stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?