Luke Ski's Next Big Cartoon Parody Hit
Lyrics by the great Luke Ski 
© 2007 Luke Sienkowski


Klaus:        I’m not sure, Mien Heir. There’s some confusion with the schedule. You better come out here.

Roger:        Oh, all right! (sigh) For the love of Alf, I swear. (opens door) Okay people, listen up, because we don’t have a lot of time here.  Coming up next at 4:00 we have Invader Zim.  Zim, are you ready?

Zim:        An Invader is always ready, my fellow superior non-human-meat-scum.

Gir:        I get to play the Pig-O-Phone! (Gir plays Pig-O-Phone)

Roger:        What song will you be parodying?

Zim:        I will be parodying “I’ll Stand By You” by Carrie Underwood.

Roger:        Wow!  How current and ambitious!  What’s it called?

Zim:        It’s called “ALL HUMANS WILL BE ENSLAVED AND EXTERMINATED BY THE MIGHTY IRKEN SPACE ARAMADA OF DOOM!!!” (Gir plays Pig-O-Phone)

Roger:        Well, that kinda doesn’t scan too well. Or at all, for that matter.  All right, after that will be Ignignokt and Err at 4:30,

Ignignokt:    Correction, we shall be recording at 4:20.

Err:        Smokin’ our weed!

Ignignokt:    That’s right, Err.  We are condoning the use of illegal substances, because we’re cool.

Err:        Cool like your Mom was, back in the day!

Roger:        So you guys are doing a song about “Aqua Teen Hunger Force”?

Ignignokt:    No, we will be doing a cover version of the Moxy Fruvous song “You Will Go To The Moon”.

Err:        We love the Moon!  ‘Cause it is close to us!

Ignignokt:    That’s right, Err.  And when you go to the Moon, you will buy one of our time-shares. And we will spend your money on prostitutes.

Err:        I like They Might Be Giants and Moxy Fruvous!

Roger:        Well, it’s been done before, but hey, whatever floats your boat.  Okay, next on the list at 5:00, um, is there a Doctor Girlfriend in the house?

Dr. Girlfriend:    Right here, sweetie.

Roger:        Nice retro look there, Jackie-O!  You and your entourage here to do a parody about “the Venture Brothers”?

Dr. Girlfriend:    No, we’re here to do a song for my new hubby, the Monarch.

#21:        Yeah, I wrote it myself! It’s gonna be called “Don’t Cha Wish Your Dr. Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me”?

#24:        But that doesn’t make any sense!  It should be “Don’t Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Dr. Girlfriend?”

#21:        That’s so redundant!

#24:        Well yours scans for crap!  Why can’t we do my idea “Butterfly Misses”?

#21:        Sure, that’s a good idea, if you’re gay!

#24:        Shut up!  You’re gay!

Roger:        Stop bickering, you’re both gay!  Dr. G., why don’t you confer with your minions and get your song figured while you have the time, kay?

Dr. Girlfriend:    Sure thing, Roger. I can’t take you two anywhere! If you ever want to lay a woman like me, you’d better learn to act like real men!

Roger:        Then, last slot of the day, 5:30, Mr. Ruckus?

Uncle Ruckus:    That’s Uncle Ruckus. No relation.

Roger:        And you’re here to do a song about “The Boondocks” I take it?

Uncle Ruckus:    Heavens, no! There’s way too many ethnic characters on that show for my tastes.  I’m here to do a song in tribute to the single greatest cartoon ever made, “Winnie The Pooh”.

Roger:        “Winnie The Pooh?”

Uncle Ruckus:    “Winnie The Pooh.”

Roger:        Okay, um, I’m actually scared to ask this, but, what’s your song?

Uncle Ruckus:    I’m gonna do a new song I just made up, called…

Roger:        Oh, here it comes…

Uncle Ruckus:    “Don’t Trust Them New Tiggers Over There”

Roger:        And I’m out.  I’ll be at the bar if you need me.

Uncle Ruckus:    Don’t trust them new Tiggers over there,
        Lisping all their S’es everywhere,
        Them Bouncy, Pouncy Tiggers,
        With their fur all full of chiggers,
        Don’t trust them new Tiggers over there!

Gir:        I go ‘splodey now!  Ha ha haaa!  (EXPLOSION!)

(the end)