Star Wars Prequel Homesick Blues
A parody of "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan
About the "Star Wars" Prequel Trilogy.
Lyrics by the great Luke Ski
(c) 2005 - 2007 Luke Sienkowski
 
 
I got a bad feeling about this.
1, 2, 3, 4!
 
Qui-Gon's on the station,
for negotiation.
Trade Federation
wants obliteration.
A queen in kabuki garb,
Jedi rescued.
Got her off of Naboo
with some help from R2.
Look out kid,
You're chock for of Mid-
-ichloriens, Our
boy works at Watto's bazaar.
We won a slave and a hyperdrive
betting on NASCAR.
Took Ani to Coruscant.
A prophet star?
The Senate's gridlocked,
and don't forget Jar Jar.
 
Ani blastin' aloft
made the droid's attack soft
Darth Maul was the black goth
now, he's only half-off.
Much later on, Padme,
Zam tried to assassinate.
Yoda helped Obi find a
Planet they had misplaced.
Look out kid.
Beware of your id.
Obi saw Camino's
Discount troop clones.
DNA of Jango's
and after Ani's sand prose.
Mom went comatose.
Flipped, like, adios!
You don't need a bantha nose
to smell the Tuskens decompose.
 
Dooku Obi did find
hangin' in a bug mine.
Chase in the assembly line,
Mace gladiator time.
Padme said, what the hey,
I'm in love, Anakin,
livin' in sin.
Soon her midriff won't be thin.
Look out kid,
Your wedding you hid.
Ani's behavior, Dooku's graver,
Four arms with quad sabers.
A T-1 with a bad cough,
Obi Wan blasted off.
So Sidious could save her,
Vader did him a favor.
 
Jedi, most died.
Look at these wookiees.
Palpatine's acquired Empire,
Battle on a lake of fire.
Obi chopped his last limbs, all three,
Invincible looney?
Thirty years of movies
and they put me on DVD.
Look out Lucas,
We're gonna rebuke this.
George is the force source,
Ending full of remorse,
while merchandising whores,
tarnish modern folk lores.
Don't want to break fan's hearts,
you better get smart.
Make seven, eight, and nine,
animated like "Clone Wars"!
 
May the farce be with you always.