Ranma Soutome
A parody of "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys,
About the Japanese cartoon "Ranma 1/2"
Paordy lyrics by the great Luke Ski
(c) 1996 - 2007 Luke Sienkowski


Soun: Ranma!
Shampoo: Ramna!
Ryoga: Ranma!
Akane: RANMA!

Akane, Ryoga, Happosai, Soun, Genma,
Ukyo, Nabiki, Shampoo, Mousse, Kasumi,
Kuno, and Kodachi, I am always watching, my tv

Ranma Saotome, he lives in such dismay.
One splash with cold water and he changes his gender.
His hair will turn red, shorten his height, and improve his chest.
You would be upset too if you were magically dismembered,
like Ranma Saotome.

Akane, Ryoga, Happosai, Soun, Genma,
Ukyo, Nabiki, Shampoo, Mousse, Kasumi,
Kuno, and Kodachi, I am always watching Ranma Saotome.
With Akane, why is such a disgruntled fiancé?
He's Ranma Saotome
Come one, come all, to Tendo training hall

Kodachi the black rose, a pizza girl named Ukyo,
And Amazon Shampoo all fight for his affections
Mousse is going blind, Kuno's a legend in his own mind,
And Ryoga goes in all the wrong directions.
She's Ranma Saotome

Akane, Ryoga, Happosai, Soun, Genma,
Ukyo, Nabiki, Shampoo, Mousse, Kasumi,
Kuno, and Kodachi, I am always watching Ranma Saotome,
Soun and Genma play checkers all the day, Kasumi bakes soufflés,
For Ranma Saotome.
The girls got curves and Happosai's a perv.

Happosai: What a haul! What a haul!
Ranma: What do think you're doing, you old letch?
Happosai: I'll make you a deal, how's about a pair of Akane's panties?
Ranma: What are you, Nuts?! Why would I want that tomboy's panties?
Akane: Who are you calling a tomboy? You're an even bigger pervert than him!

Nabiki makes yen manipulating all the men.
Akane can't decide to kiss him or punch him in the head.
Poor Ranma Saotome

Akane, Ryoga, Happosai, Soun, Genma,
Ukyo, Nabiki, Shampoo, Mousse, Kasumi,
Kuno, and Kodachi, I am always watching Ranma Saotome.
The USA needs more anime, so send some more today.
Send Ranma Saotome.

Ranma: What'd you do that for? Akane, can't you just hear me out for once?
Akane: Pervert!
Happosai: Hoo Hoo ha ha!
Ranma: Damn you, old man!
Nabiki: Don't they ever get tired of that constant fighting?
Happosai: I don't think so!