Sheldon's Delight
A parody of "Rapper's
Delight" by the Sugar Hill Gang,
about the TV series "The
Big Bang Theory".
Parody lyrics by the great
Luke Ski
© 2011 Luke Sienkowski All
rights reserved
Sheldon: The quality of your
rhymes is irrelevant; we'll get
the bonus points as long as any sound goes through your headset mike.
An
incessantly yipping hyper
Video Game Voice: Rockers, Online! Players, are you ready?!
Leanord: Okay, guys, this is it, here we go!
I said a hip, hop, the
hippie, the hippie to the
Hip,
hip, hop, a you don't stop a rockin' to the
Math, science, history,
unraveling the mystery,
It
all started with a big bang. (Guys: BANG!)
Now what you hear is a
science test,
An
experimental beat.
And me, Sheldon, Howard, and
Raj
Will
get the high score to defeat.
See I am Leonard Hofstadter,
And
I'm saying our hellos. (Guys: Hello!)
I'm a
Who
can't tolerate lactose.
In my black-framed specs, I
work at Caltech,
A
doctoral physicist.
But like dark matter, when it
comes to girls,
I
can't prove that I exist.
Got a neighbor named Penny, a
waitress/actress,
Hottest
blonde I've ever seen.
And I know one day we'll be
the cutest couple
Since
David and Darlene.
Well so far you've heard my
voice,
But
I've brought three friends along.
And next up is Howard
Wolowitz,
So
come on, man, sing that song!
Check it out, I'm the
bowl-cut, V-neck, ladies man.
When
I was born, women rejoiced.
When I play doctor, I'm
horrible,
But
I still make the ladies moist. (Guys: Ewww!)
Girls, if you ever come over
to my house to eat,
You'll
see that I'm no poser.
A candlelit dinner, until my
Mom says,
(Howard's
Mom: "HOWARD, IS THAT KOSHER?!")
So I say that's it, we gotta
leave this place.
On
my Vespa, before too long,
We'll head down south, me in
my Han outfit,
You
in a Slave Leia thong!
To a San Diego Hotel, Motel,
Holiday
Inn! (Guys: Say what?)
Comic-Con, on an' on, an' on,
on, an' on,
We'll
get it on with epic win!
I've got a master of
engineering degree.
May
be small as a mouse, but I'm M.I.T..
When I'm not with Raj going
place to place,
I'm
all up in my girlfriend's aerospace.
Before I met sweet
Bernadette,
I
fantasized Katie Sackhoff.
And I once built NASA a robot
arm.
(Leonard:
And then he used it to j-) Okay, enough, Leonard!
Koothrappali, I like to
party.
Straight
from New Dehli, I don't bother nobody. I'm,
Worshipped at, like the
(Howard:
You're doing
the wrong song!) Like they're going to notice!
I'm the astrophysicist
Most
likely to say 'dude!'
And though I am Hindu, I'll
have a cow,
Because
I don’t like Indian food.
Yes, this Post-Doc was born
to rock.
Got
a flow that just can't miss.
So check out my breakdown
freestyle rhymes,
As
we go a little something like this!
It's time for Doctor Sheldon
Cooper
To
take the mic and sing.
Theoretically, I could
recount for you
"The
History Of Everything".
At the age of fourteen I left
the U of T,
Summa
cum laude with a PhD.
Then I got another, and a
Masters too.
Hollin'
1-8-7, that is my IQ.
I don't mean to brag, I don't
mean to boast,
I'm
just stating the fact that I'm smart the most.
When I solve string theory
I'll be a smash,
And
my fame will come faster than the Flash.
But for now I'm roommates
here with Leonard,
And
his inferior lot. (Guys: Hey!)
And I'll be a grouch if I
find on our couch
That
you're sitting in my spot.
Whether Halo, paintball, or
CCGs
I'll
defeat most any cretin.
Like that evil guy, (Evil
Wil: "Game over, Moon Pie!")
My
nemesis Wil Wheaton!
I'm a logic rock, like Mr.
Spock,
But
if I'm not feeling my best.
I'll [*knock knock knock*] Penny! Have her sing "Soft
Kitty"
Rubbing
Vicks over my chest. (Howard: Try
Kaopectate?)
Just like Mee-maw did, when I
was a kid,
And
as soon as I feel well.
We'll all go stop at the
comic shop,
'Cause
we're their #1 clientele!
When I order dinner my
instructions rival
Laws
for corporate mergers.
My friends say I need a fast
food restaurant
That
can serve Aspergers.
My associate Amy Farrah
Fowler
Has
an intellect quite awesome.
And my friends here like to
speculate
On
whether love will Blossom.
And of course they're right,
we'll move down to
I'll
become a gospel singer.
We'll watch football and have
lots of sex.
(Guys:
Really?) (*Sheldon laughs*) BAZINGA!
(Guys: *groan*)
You've fallen for one of my
classic pranks,
That
give all my friends big smiles.
I've got a flatscreen TV so I
can see
My
"Doctor Who" torrent files!
With a hip, hop, the hippie,
the hippie to the
Hip,
hip, hop, a you don't stop a rockin' to the
Math, science, history,
unraveling the mystery,