| Spock Star A parody
of "Rockstar" by Nickelback, about the 2009 film "Star Trek" Parody
lyrics by the great Luke Ski ©
2009 Luke Sienkowski
But you
probably know me as that villain Sylar, A
psychic psycho on the hottest show on T.V. Spock: Save
the cheerleader, save the world. Was in
my dressing room, just flippin' through the stations, When I
got a phone call from J.J. Abrams. He told
me he had a brand new old role for me. Spock: Did
you get Lost? I took
a, a walk down where the sun is hot. Down To a
Spaceship set labeled with the letters "N-C-C" Spock: One
seven, zero one. After a
quick audition from this hip young actor, They
could see I was so much better than Shatner, Not to
mention my resemblance to a twenty-something Leonard Ni-moy. Spock: Highly
logical. I'm
gonna trade this life for adoration for years. Had 'em
cut my hair and change my ears.
With my
flawless logic, I'll boldly go far. My ears
will be pointy, and my blood will be green. I'll say
'fascinating', and I'll steal every scene. And
I'll, mind meld, if they start to flinch, I'll
just take 'em out quick with a fast neck pinch. James T.
Kirk thinks it's all about him, but we know Who was
everyone's favorite Vulcan guy on the show. And
I'll, hey hey, I'm gonna be a Spock star. Hey hey,
I wanna be a Spock star.
He asked
Bones if he could set him up with Nurse Chapel. Bones: "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor,
not an escort service maitre'de!" Spock: Is
that a tribble in your pants, Jim? Uhura
screens my calls from Han and Chewbacca. I'll
take Chekov's stash of some of that Russian Vodka. I'll
send Sulu and Kumar to go get some Spock: What
would Neil Patrick Harris do? Scotty's
knockin' back the scotch and feelin' no pain, Cause he
thinks he's fighting zombies. Scotty: "Off the frakkin' chain!"
With my
flawless logic, I'll boldly go far. My ears
will be pointy, and my blood will be green. I'll say
'fascinating', and I'll steal every scene. And
I'll, mind meld, if they start to flinch, I'll
just take 'em out quick with a fast neck pinch. James T.
Kirk thinks it's all about him, but we know Who was
everyone's favorite Vulcan guy on the show. And
I'll, pick up chicks in a Ferengi bar. Some
Orion Slave Girl, when I'm having pon farr. From in
my quarters you would see how The
girls desperately cling on to the starboard bough. Orion
slave girl: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Spock it to me! Hey hey,
I'm gonna be a Spock star.
Change
the universe, like they have the power of Q. Gonna
retcon every single thing you know, Just
like in Transformers and G.I. Joe. Joe:
YO JOE!
With my
flawless logic, I'll boldly go far. My ears
will be pointy, and my blood will be green. I'll say
'fascinating', and I'll steal every scene. And
I'll, mind meld, if they start to flinch, I'll
just take 'em out quick with a fast neck pinch. James T.
Kirk thinks it's all about him, but we know Who was
everyone's favorite Vulcan guy on the show. And
just, screw all the fans of "Deep Space Nine" Who've
been waiting ten years for Sisko's time To be on
the big screen, cause they think they'll have a hit. With the
same old forty-something-year-old bullsh- [SFX: Torpedo firing, explosion] Hey hey,
I'm gonna be a Spock star. Hey hey,
I'm gonna be a Spock star. Live long and prosper! [SFX: concert crowd cheering] |
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