Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden?
A parody of "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?" about Osama Bin Laden.
Lyrics by the great Luke Ski. Written in the fall of 2001.
© 2001 Luke Sienkowski


Somewhere in Afghanistan, there's a man who's on the lam, yeah.
All his men are dead or left him, the S.O.B. is on his own.
To avenge terrorist aggression, we need the answer to this question, tell me,
Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?

Perhaps the psycho killer mad fool's hiding in a cave in Kabul.
Yeah from Kandahar to Zanzibar, we're gonna find him 'fore too long.
He used to be head of Al'Qadea, now he's swimming to Granada. Tell me,
Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?

Yeah him and the Taliban, we've got them on the run.
From Jalalabad to Walla Walla, and back!

Yeah that evil stupid jerk-off is now hiding in a burka,
And he changed his name to Laura, living outside Bora Bora
Or maybe hopped a train to Minsk, he's in a shack with Ted Kazinsky, tell me!
Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?

And if we do not realize that we have sent him to the next life,
He'll walk right through the gates of Heaven, and he'll see there before his eyes,
Over 5,000 of our pissed friends will erase him from existence. Tell me,
Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?

You said you wanted a jihad, now look who's the sucker.
We're coming to get you, you dumb mother-WAHOO!

We're gonna get you now!
We're gonna get you now!
We're gonna get you now!
Here we come!

And after U.S. forces rapture, and Osama has been captured,
We'll throw him in a plane and leave for NYC on New Year's Eve.
The Times Square Crowd will cheer the pire, as they set the beard on fire, hell yeah!
Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?

Everybody, where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?

Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?
We're gonna get you now!
Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?
You and Mohamed Atta burn in hell, yeah!
Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?
You're goin' down yeah!
Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?
This is a shout out to all our armed forces on the Middle East side!
Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?
Wham, from Burbank to Pakistan! Narf!
Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?
You're next Saddam!
Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?
Big finish!
Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?
Dead!