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	Greatest Hits Volume 1: 1996-2003 A collection of Luke Ski's greatest hits on albums no longer available, with all-new remakes of two classic tracks. More Details Disc A: 1. Stealing Like A Hobbit - 5:33 2. Fanboy (2010 Edition) - 4:13 3. Wannabe A Slayer - 2:50 4. I Am A Vamp Of Constant Sorrow - 3:06 5. Keanu Man (live at MarsCon 2006) - featuring Rock 'N Roll Ray - 5:04 6. Murder Was The Play - 3:14 7. My Name Is Al Bundy - 4:07 8. KramerCostanza - 3:24 9. Who Let The Frog Out? - 3:10 10. Insane And The Brain - 3:45 11. Baby Got Brak - 4:21 12. The Ballad Of Optimus Prime - featuring the Nick Atoms - 5:24 13. Peter Parker - featuring Devo Spice - 3:24 14. House Party At Arkham Asylum - 5:00 15. 88 Lines About 44 Simpsons - 3:43 16. Bender Roboto - 4:36 17. Hill - 3:01 18. Cornholio - 1:48 19. Kenny Was A Kid From South Park - 1:40 20. C'mon Ride The Bus - 4:15 21. Quite A Man For An "Al" Fan - 3:10 Disc B: 1. Fangirls, Shake That Booty! (live at MarsCon 2006) - with Hot Waffles - 5:54 2. Rocky Horror - 4:27 3. Mystery Science Theatre Picture Show - 4:40 4. Back One Week To The Future - 2:47 5. Aliens Just Don't Understand - 5:12 6. Men In Black (Klaatu Barada Nikto) - 3:22 7. You Might Be A Trekkie (live at MarsCon 2006) - 5:19 8. What's Up Spock? - Deep Space '99 Remix - 4:49 9. Jon Archer - 3:19 10. Viva Las Nagus - 2:25 11. Gowron Said Knock You Out (2010 Edition) - 4:00 12. Resistance - 3:00 13. In The Line Again - 2:29 14. Because I'm Jedi - 3:53 15. Star Wars Trilogy Homesick Blues - 2:40 16. Bad, Bad Boba Fett - 3:06 17. Y.O.D.A. - 3:34 18. Christmas In Hogwarts - 2:54 19. It's A Fanboy Christmas - 9:54 Price: $20.00
	Too Much Stuff Do you have too much stuff? No, I don't mean all those boxes and bags full of comic books and action figures that are stacked up within six feet of your computer. I'm talking about the 9th full-length comedy album by the great Luke Ski, "Too Much Stuff." Not only does it have the title track which is one of the most popular songs of 2009 on the Dr. Demento Show, but it also has tracks about the new Star Trek movie, Lost, horror movie icons (Freddy, Jason, Chucky, etc.), the Transformers, tributes to Tom Lehrer, the Wisconsin Dells, and Stephen Colbert, and much more. Featuring appearances by Carrie Dahlby, Insane Ian, Devo Spice and Tom Smith. Buy this album so you too can have Too Much Stuff! More Details 1. Too Much Stuff - 4:49 2. A Few True Tales Of Ignorance From The Caricature Stand - 3:25 3. My Favorite Part - 5:32 4. We're Goin' To The Dells (The Wisconsin Dells) - 4:12 5. Karaoke Rage - 1:10 6. The Dada Slide - 5:06 7. Black Friday - 2:02 8. Tune That Name - 2:33 9. Jello Shots - 3:03 10. God Bless Stephen Colbert - 5:15 11. My Parents Bought Me Intellivision - featuring Insane Ian - 4:40 12. Gory Gory Hallelujah - 3:56 13. Keanu Barada Nikto - 3:13 14. The Geeks Come Out At Night - by Devo Spice, featuring the great Luke Ski - 4:58 15. Cthulhu Fthagn - by Tom Smith & the great Luke Ski - 3:16 16. Transformers: Revenge Of The Filmin' - 8:36 17. Spock Star - 4:14 18. Everybody Get Lost - 3:55 19. A Miraculous Event - 2:16 Price: $15.00
	Target: Audience So who would win in a fight, Keifer Sutherland, or a funky surrealist robot assassin from the future? Tough call. Guess you'll have to set your sights on the great Luke Ski's 8th full length album "TARGET: AUDIENCE"! And yes, on some of these tracks, Luke does have an audience, recently recorded at his first spoken word show, spinning some funny anecdotes of life on the con scene, on the internet, and at the caricature stand [some of which contain explicit words or adult themes]. Besides "Jack Bauer" vs. "Scud" the Disposable Assassin, you can get your comedy music meta geek on with tracks like "Everybody Get Weird (an Art Paul Schlosser Remix)", "FuMP-In!", and Luke Ski's cover of "The Chainsaw Juggler" featuring cameos by 18 DEMENTIA ACTS! Carrie Dahbly returns on many tracks, and lest we forget the likes of Project Sisyphus, Spaff, Power Salad, Possible Oscar, and Rob Balder as the ultimate World of Warcraft n00b! Not nerdy enough? Let's throw in some song parody tributes to "Heroes", "Babylon 5" and "Battlestar Galactica!" Well what the frak are you waiting for? Order "TARGET: AUDIENCE" today! More Details 1. Luke Ski Is A Ramblin' Guy - 1:01 2. Jack Bauer - 6:24 3. Luke Ski Is The Pope - 3:56 4. Wilbur Robinson - 3:35 5. Luke Ski Likes Big Boobs - 1:21 6. I Want To Be Steve Buscemi - 3:17 7. Public Enemy Sings Tom Lehrer - 0:36 8. Everybody Get Weird (an Art Paul Schlosser remix) - 4:50 9. FuMP-In! - 4:10 10. A Middle East Country, A Middle Earth Mountain Troll - 3:01 By Project Sisyphus, featuring Carrie Dahlby, with song lyrics by Spaff 11. The Chainsaw Juggler - 6:20 12. OMGWTFBBQ - featuring Rob Balder - 3:44 13. Lewis Black Does Shakespeare - 0:41 14. The Box - 13:35 15. Scud - 3:01 16. Holding Out For Hiro - featuring Carrie Dahlby - 3:56 17. Firefly Starring Daffy Duck - 0:49 18. No Sleep Til Babylon - 4:07 19. Just Mister Londo - 4:38 20. Battlestar Rhapsody - 5:21 Price: $14.00
	What A Ripoff! Volume 1 "What A Ripoff! Volume 1" is a CD specifically designed by Luke Ski to get his hands on your money. This album is made up of tracks Luke Ski has produced over the past few years that did not end up on either "unCONVENTIONal" or "BACONspiracy", but were available elsewhere. Besides the narration by Luke, the only new track is "Explained Outtakes", which features over 15 minutes of outtakes from various tracks by Luke and his demented colleagues. More Details Track Listing: 1."Dementia Revolution" internet show opening theme song 2008 2.WAR!V1 Narration Track #1 3.You Might Be A Trekkie (Live at MarsCon 2008) 4.Man From Dunder 5.I Love You, TiVo (A Capella Mix) 6.Quark's New Merchandising Enterprise (Live at CONvergence 2007) 7.WAR!V1 Narration Track #2 8.Theme From The Dork of the Rings 9.Love Theme From Mystery Spatula Theatre 11 10.WAR!V1 Narration Track #3 11.Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden? 12.Preconceptions News Entertainment Report 13.WAR!V1 Narration Track #4 14.Stone Cold Steve Austin Powers International Man of Mystery 15.The Give Lindsay Lohan A Sammich Foundation 16.WAR!V1 Narration Track #5 17.Earn Hollywood Earn - by Possible Oscar, featuring the great Luke Ski, Sudden Death, and Wyngarde 18.Fight Club: The Musical! - by Carrie Dahlby & the great Luke Ski 19.Your Bird Smells - by Worm Quartet, featuring the great Luke Ski 20.Spider-Crotch - by the great Luke Ski & Worm Quartet 21.Spider-Crotch: The Prequel - by the great Luke Ski & Worm Quartet 22.Unexplained Outtakes 23.Explained Outtakes Price: $14.00 This product has sold out.
	Baconspiracy The truth is out there. Actually the truth is in there. In your refrigerator, in your frying pan, in your burner, in your mouth, in your small intestines... it's the "BACONspiracy!" You too can learn the truth of how bacon controls your life, as well as hear comedy song tributes to "Doctor Who", "Family Guy", "Pirates of the Caribbean", and more! Listen aghast to Luke Ski's collaborations with nerdcore rap star MC Lars, the almighty pop-culture jugger-bot Wyngarde, not to mention co-conspirators such as Carrie Dahlby, The Gothsicles, Worm Quartet, Possible Oscar, Rob Balder, and more dementia artist cameos than are allowed by federal law! And look out behind you, because here comes the long awaited sequel to one of Luke Ski's most popular tracks, "It's A Fanboy Christmas II: The Wrath Of Claus"! So fire up your George Foreman grill, put on your tin foil hat, and get hip to the "BACONspiracy", Luke Ski's 7th full length album! More Details 1. the great Luke Ski 2. Room 1327: Part 1 - featuring Worm Quartet, Possible Oscar, and Rob Balder 3. BACON! 4. I Love You, TiVo 5. UR - by the great Luke Ski & Carrie Dahlby 6. You Don't Know Jack 7. Room 1327: Part 2 8. Gettin' Giggity Wit It 9. Luke Ski's Next Big Cartoon Song Parody Hit... 10. House Party At Arkham Asylum (mini-cover version) - by the Gothsicles 11. Room 1327: Part 3 12. MC Freberg 13. Dementia Revolution - by the great Luke Ski & MC Lars 14. Room 1327: Part 4 15. What's Up With That?! - by the great Luke Ski & Wyngarde 16. One Night At Quark's Bar - featuring Carrie Dahlby 17. It Takes Who 18. Room 1327: Part 5 19. It's A Fanboy Christmas II: The Wrath Of Claus Price: $14.00
	The Ego Has Landed It's Luke Ski's first DVD! It has just under 3 HOURS of content, featuring everything and everyone listed below, as well as cameos by Grant Baciocco (of Throwing Toasters & The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd), Art Paul Schlosser, Possible Oscar, Consortium Of Genius, Power Salad, Eric Coleman, the Gothsicles & Dean Haglund, and movie trailers for "The Dork of the Rings", "Mondo Collecto", "Mystery Spatula Theatre 11", & "Stupid Teenagers Must Die!". It's a must-have for all of geeky fandom! Click here to see clips from the DVD on YouTube. More Details Track list: 1. Stealing Like A Hobbit 2. Grease Wars 3. Star Wars Trilogy Homesick Blues 4. the great Luke Ski (theme song) 5. Fangirls, Shake That Booty - featuring Hot Waffles 6. Geeks Of The Industry 7. Map Light - featuring Worm Quartet 8. Keanu Man 9. Peter Parker - featuring Sudden Death 10. Cthulu Fthagn - featuring Tom Smith 11. You Might Be A Trekkie 12. Sex Kittens From Mars 13. I Love You, TiVo 14. A Man Named Jayne 15. Star Wars Prequel Homesick Blues 16. Vader Boy - featuring Carrie Dahlby 17. It's A Fanboy Christmas Price: $18.99
	Unconventional The 6th album by 'the great Luke Ski' features such nerdy hits as "Vader Boy", "Grease Wars", "A Man Named Jayne", "Geeks of the Industry", "Sex Kittens From Mars", "Star Wars Prequel Homesick Blues", "The Spongy Dance", and more! Special guest appearances by Worm Quartet and the Nick Atoms! More Details 1. Geeks of the Industry 2. Starscream Does Shakespeare 3. A Man Named Jayne - featuring the Nick Atoms 4. It's ShoEboX, Dammit! - featuring Worm Quartet 5. Map Light - featuring Worm Quartet 6. Bring The Joy - featuring the Nick Atoms 7. How Not To Be A Hypocrite - featuring Worm Quartet 8. The Spongy Dance 9. Christopher Walken Sings SpongeBob SquarePants 10. Survivor The Animated Series - Bongo Tribe 11. Survivor The Animated Series - Hellaholio Tribe 12. Survivor The Animated Series - Barbera Tribe 13. Survivor The Animated Series - Tribal Council 14. The Simple Life with Harley Quinn and Daria - featuring Rachel Thurston as Daria 15. Dave Chapelle Sings Rowlf Harris 16. Sex Kittens From Mars - featuring Rachel Thurston, Amy Sienkowski, & Carrie Dahlby 17. Star Wars Prequel Homesick Blues 18. Vader Boy - featuring Carrie Dahlby and the Nick Atoms 19. SKI! True Hollywood Story - The first Star Wars movie 20. Grease Wars - featuring Carrie Dahlby as Princess Leia 21. SKI! True Hollywood Story - Tune in next time 22. the great Luke Ski vs. The Nick Atoms 23. What's Up Spock? - Phloxed-Up Remix 24. Eggo The Parrot Price: $14.00
	Worst Album Ever The 5th album by 'the great Luke Ski' features his Eminem / Lord of the Rings parody "Stealing Like A Hobbit", which was the #1 most requested song of 2003 on "the Dr. Demento Show". Featuring Hot Waffles and the Nick Atoms, and songs by Sudden Death, Tom Smith, Power Salad, and Ookla The Mok. More Details 1. Jon Archer 2. Because I'm Jedi 3. Stealing Like A Hobbit 4. Gilbert Explains It All, Part I 5. House Party At Arkham Asylum 6. The Ballad Of Optimus Prime - featuring "the Nick Atoms" 7. Fangirls, Shake That Booty! - featuring "Hot Waffles" 8. Gilbert Explains It All, Part II 9. And The Winner Is... 10. Ozzman - a song by "Sudden Death", featuring "the great Luke Ski" 11. Cthulu Fthagn - a song by Tom Smith, featuring "the great Luke Ski" 12. Play That Filky Music - a song by "Power Salad", featuring "the great Luke Ski" 13. Mr. Worf - a song by "Ookla The Mok", featuring "the great Luke Ski" & Gowron Said Knock You Out - featuring "Ookla The Mok" 14. Gilbert Explains It All, Part III 15. 88 Lines About 44 Simpsons 16. Ode To Mrs. Grass Chicken Noodle Soup 17. Gilbert Explains It All, Part IV 18. Christmas In Hogwart's 19. Gilbert Explains It All, Part V 20. Yes, We Have No Bananas - featuring "the Nick Atoms" Price: $14.00 This product has sold out.
	Uber Geek "Uber Geek" is the long awaited 4th album by "the great Luke Ski", one of the young stars of "The Dr. Demento Show". This album, full of parodies of rap and pop music, pokes fun at various aspects of fandom, a subject which Luke knows quite a lot about. More Details 1. A Shady Public Service Announcement - featuring a cameo by Whimsical Will 2. My Name Is Al Bundy 3. Fanboy 4. Studio Time 5. Use The Force 6. In The Line Again 7. Luke Ski Vs. Sudden Death - featuring a cameo by Chris Mezzolesta of "Power Salad" 8. Frat Boys - a song by Sudden Death, featuring "the great Luke Ski" 9. Monty's Idea 10. Peter Parker - featuring "Sudden Death" 11. My Default Voice 12. Bender Roboto 13. Theme From Ash 14. Wannabe A Slayer - featuring Chemele as "the Spike Girls" 15. The Fannish Exposition 16. I Am A Vamp Of Constant Sorrow 17. I Didn't Expect… 18. Who Let The Frog Out? 19. Keanu Man 20. Obvious By My Absence - featuring a cameo by Grant Baciocco of "Throwing Toasters" 21. C'mon Ride The Bus 22. Everyone's Free To Earn Profit 23. It's A Fanboy Christmas 24. A Bizaar Ending - featuring a cameo by Art Paul Schlosser Price: $14.00 This product has sold out.
	Carpe Dementia The 3rd full-length album by "the great Luke Ski". He has included 7 'Best-of Luke Ski' tracks on this album, the most popular tracks from his first 2 CDs ("Fanboys 'n da Hood" and "Shadows of the Bunghole"), which are now out of print. More Details 1. Fruit Loops 2. Insane And The Brain 3. Baby Got Brak 4. Bart Simp Sun 5. Cornholio 6. Hill 7. Kenny Was A Kid From South Park 8. Macho Man (Oooh Yeah!) 9. KramerCostanza 10. Titanic Monday 11. Back One Week To The Future 12. Rocky Horror 13. Mystery Science Theatre Picture Show 14. Men In Black (Klaatu Barada Nikto) 15. You Might Be A Trekkie 16. What's Up Spock? (Deep Space '99 Remix) 17. Resistance 18. Star Wars Trilogy Homesick Blues 19. Bad, Bad Boba Fett 20. Y.O.D.A. 27. Quite A Man For An "Al" Fan Price: $14.00 This product has sold out.
	Psycho Potpourri 22 tracks of madness - A compilation of songs from Luke Ski's first two albums ("Fanboys 'n da Hood" and "Shadows of the Bunghole"), which are now out of print. More Details 1. Intro 2. Humpa Hound 3. My Name Is Fred 4. Ranma Soutome 5. Cruis'n USA 6. Spam (Let The Pork Be Pork) 7. KFC Bitch 8. Funny Man 9. The Doctor And William 10. Pamela 11. Murder Was The Play 12. Gump - Live, 3-9-96 13. All I Want To Do Is Shoot Some Guns 14. Aliens Just Don't Understand 15. Trekkie Case 16. Fantastic Voyager 17. Thank Q 18. Viva Las Nagus 19. Gowron Said Knock You Out 20. Born To Lose 21. I Kissed A Squirrel 22. Outro Price: $14.00 This product has sold out.

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