• LUKE & CARRIE'S BAD RAPPORT

Episode #112 - Cranberry Sauce Investment

This episode kicks off with with our latest recurring segment in which Alex sings a song: “Blue Mountain Mystery” from the Thomas & Friends movie of the same name. Then we finally cover the results of the Luke Ski Top 50 Poll for 2014 in a level of detail that only egotistical self-fan likethe great Luke Ski would enjoy. We wrap up with Carrie bringing us up to speed on things involving nap inconsistency, dry ice, and the circle of life playing out just outside her kitchen window. This episode’s comedy / music tracks, some of which are from the year 2004, are by Randy Quaid, TV’s Kyle, Insane Ian, Epic Rap Battles Of History, the Nick Atoms, the Crest,Shock G, the Arrogant Worms, and the Consortium Of Genius. Until next time, happy Thanksgiving to you and all your birds, squirrels, and chipmunks. Episode length: 2:03:13

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• KYLE & LUKE TALK ABOUT TOONS

Episode #30 - What's Fatiguing Kyle Now?

This week, Kyle and Luke chat about the Peanuts movie trailer, some clickbait about cartoons nobody has nostalgia for, your letters, and more!

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• THE FUNNY MUSIC PODCAST

Devo Spice and Luke Ski interview the artists who posted songs at the FuMP dot com over the past week. Recent episodes include:

Episode #231: Mikey Mason
Episode #232: TV's Kyle

Webpage: http://www.thefump.com/podcast.php
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The FuMPcast is recorded live on Thursday nights at 9:00 pm CST on Dementia Radio. To listen live, just take whatever audio program you use to listen to streaming audio online (WinAmp, iTunes, Windows Media Player, RealPlayer, etc.) and have it play the following address: http://dementiaradio.org:8027 . If you need more help tuning in, visit the Dementia Radio website, http://dementiaradio.org . Dementia Radio can also be heard on Roku.

Link to the sale page: http://lukeski.bandcamp.com/merch

To make way for the forthcoming 2-CD set "Greatest Hits Volume 2: 2004-2009" coming in 2015, I'm having a clearance sale so I can intentionally put eight of my CDs OUT OF PRINT FOREVER! So get a jump on your holiday shopping and get these CDs for yourself or your nerdy friends & family while supplies last!

Only $4 each for the following CDs:
- "BACONspiracy!"
- "Target: Audience"
- "Too Much Stuff"
- "What A Ripoff! Volume 1"
- "What A Ripoff! Volume 2"
- "What A Ripoff! Volume 3"
- "Luke & Carrie's Bad Rapport: Best Of 2012"*

...and "unCONVENTIONal" for only ONE DOLLAR!!!

And remember, each of these CDs comes with an instant download of the album*, so when you order these CDs, you're getting the download version of the album for less than half its usual price! I mean, c'mon, seriously, you can get a download of "unCONVENTIONal" (featuring "Vader Boy", "A Man Named Jayne", & "GREASE WARS") for just one stinkin' dollar!!!

I've also dropped the price of the 'All of Luke Ski's CDs & DVD bundle' to $65 for this sale, in case any of you want to get one of everything for a lower price.

And, while it's not on sale, I hope those of you who don't already own a copy of my latest CD "4th Grade Talent Show" ($9.99) will consider ordering it along with the sale CDs.

Obviously, there are shipping costs added when you order, but that's to be expected. Anyway, I hope you'll all take advantage of this sale so these CDs can end up in the hands of folks who may actually want to listen to them, and not left in a box outside of Goodwill or something like that. On your marks, get set, BUY STUFF!!!

Link to the sale page: http://lukeski.bandcamp.com/merch

* If you order the "Luke & Carrie's Bad Rapport: Best Of 2012" CD via the Luke Ski bandcamp page, you won't get the instant download. For that, you have to order it through the Bad Rapport bandcamp page, which has it at the same price for the duration of this sale.

Thanks so much to everyone who voted in the 2014 Poll to determine the new Luke Ski Top 50! For the third poll in a row, 2003's "Stealing Like A Hobbit" remains the champion at #1, while the #2 position has been usurped by 2012's Logan Award winning "When You Wish Upon A Death Star"! Woo-hoo! I can still make songs that my fans will love! Other tracks from my latest album "4th Grade Talent Show" to make the list were #11 "Fake Adult", #25 "Scoob", #37 "I'd Buy That For A Dollar", #42 "Paywutchyalike", & #44 "Neurotica"! A few tracks from "What A Ripoff! Volume 3" also made the list: #24 "Luke, Are You Carrie?", #38 "Skeksis Back", & #40 "We Are The FuMP". I'll have a detailed discussion about the results on episode #112 of my podcast "Luke & Carrie's Bad Rapport" (coming before Thanksgiving), but for now you can view the results yourself on the Luke Ski Top 50 page.

• KYLE & LUKE TALK ABOUT TOONS

Episode #29 - Big Hero Two

This week, the guys talk about Big Hero Six, Over The Garden Wall, and more!

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• THE FUNNY MUSIC PODCAST

Devo Spice and Luke Ski interview the artists who posted songs at the FuMP dot com over the past week. Recent episodes include:

Episode #229: Tony Goldmark and Jace McClain of Nuclear Bubble Wrap
Episode #230: Carla Ulbrich, Insane Ian, and Ken 'Madman' Sherlock

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The FuMPcast is recorded live on Thursday nights at 9:00 pm CST on Dementia Radio. To listen live, just take whatever audio program you use to listen to streaming audio online (WinAmp, iTunes, Windows Media Player, RealPlayer, etc.) and have it play the following address: http://dementiaradio.org:8027 . If you need more help tuning in, visit the Dementia Radio website, http://dementiaradio.org . Dementia Radio can also be heard on Roku.

"Fake Adult" was #4 on "The Dr. Demento Show's" Top Ten countdown for October 2014! With only one more Top Ten countdown before the end of the year, the unofficial fan tally of the potential Funny 25 countdown by DJ Particle shows that there are only 3 songs that could possibly take the #1 spot for 2014, and one of them is "Fake Adult"! Wow! Thanks so much to everyone who has been showing their support and voting all year! If you'd like to help me clinch the top spot of the year again, then please REQUEST "FAKE ADULT" by the great Luke Ski for "The Dr. Demento Show", and please INCLUDE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS, so it counts towards the Top Ten tally for November 2014! The link to the request page is: http://drdemento.com/request

And as always, I'd also like to encourage you to listen to "The Dr. Demento Show" every week! It's still the best show ever, full of the classic mad music and crazy comedy you love, as well as the deep cut rarities and new stuff from guys like me and my co-horts at the FuMP. There's a new 2-hour show posted every week, and hundreds more from the past 44 years in his archives! You can hear it all at http://drdemento.com/online.html

•  LUKE & CARRIE'S BAD RAPPORT

Episode #111 - War Mess

Happy Halloween everyone! This episode features some creepy, kooky, mysterious, spooky, altogether 'ooky' comedy tracks from Robin Williams, Big Daddy, Scooter Picnic, mc chris, The Count, Winnie The Pooh, MC Frontalot, featuring Jean Grae, Insane Clown Posse, the great Luke Ski, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Lewis Black, Epic Rap Battles Of History, MC Lars, & Max DeGroot, that final track (and this episode's art image) coming from the new "Halloween With The FuMP" compilation album, available now as a CD and a download from the FuMP store, featuring many other tracks played on Bad Rapport on Halloween's past!

Aside from all that awesomeness, Carrie tells us of her continuing efforts to find the right pre-pre-school for Alex, Luke recounts a recent caricature gig which again put him an awkward position resulting in much internal frustration and injustice rage, and Alex sings a song about a piggy. So, again, Hoggy Halloween! Episode length: 2:30:32

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• KYLE & LUKE TALK ABOUT TOONS

Episode #28 - Slapdash

This week in Kyle and Luke Talk About Toons, we have a somewhat slapdash no-editing show because Kyle needs to skip town! It totally doesn’t involve gambling debts…

ANYWAY, the boys talk about Muppet Babies, Box Trolls, Book of Life, Gorillaz, one specific Ghostbusters drawing, and much much more. Also, Kyle has a grand ol’ time hating your letters!

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• THE FUNNY MUSIC PODCAST

Devo Spice and Luke Ski interview the artists who posted songs at the FuMP dot com over the past week. Recent episodes include:

Episode #226: the great Luke Ski, TV's Kyle, Lindsay, Chris Mezzolesta, and Bonecage.
Episode #227: Insane Ian, Todd Chappelle, and Drumbot
Episode #228: Marc Gunn, Devo Spice & Worm Quartet

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The FuMPcast is recorded live on Thursday nights at 9:00 pm CST on Dementia Radio. To listen live, just take whatever audio program you use to listen to streaming audio online (WinAmp, iTunes, Windows Media Player, RealPlayer, etc.) and have it play the following address: http://dementiaradio.org:8027 . If you need more help tuning in, visit the Dementia Radio website, http://dementiaradio.org . Dementia Radio can also be heard on Roku.

When we last did the Luke Ski Top 50 Poll to determine the fifty most popular tracks of mine among my fans, the top 5 were as follows: "Stealing Like A Hobbit", "You Don't Know Jack", "Grease Wars", "Fanboy", and "Snoopy The Dogg". Three years have passed, and my latest album "4th Grade Talent Show" has been out for 2 months, which means it's time to redo the poll to see how well my latest creations do when up against my classic fan-beloved-hits. Will the Logan-Award-winning juggernaut "When You Wish Upon A Death Star" claim the top spot? How about 2014's Dr. Demento Show hit, "Fake Adult"? What about "Scoob", "Neurotica", "Orko, Slimer, Wicket, & Snarf", and all the rest? Their placement on the list is all up to you, Luke Ski fans!

If you haven't heard all the main song tracks from my latest album "4th Grade Talent Show" yet, I would appreciate it if you'd go listen to them before voting on this poll. You can hear them all on my Bandcamp page for free.

Once you're up to speed, then go to http://surveymonkey.com/s/FX9FDD6 . Go down the list of songs (they are arranged chronologically by album), and if a song is a personal favorite of yours, click on it to vote for it. You can vote for as many as you want. At the bottom of the page, click "Done". I'll keep the poll open until midnight on Monday, October 27th, and announce the updated list soon after that. Thank you to all my fans for participating, I can't wait to see how "4th Grade Talent Show" rates against my hits of the past.

I'm happy to report that my howling-into-the-abyss-of-middle-age song "Fake Adult" hit #4 on "The Dr. Demento Show's" Top Ten for September 2014! Hooray! I'm not dead yet! That makes six Top Ten appearances this year, making it the song with the most Top Ten appearances in 2014, and also the 2nd most requested song of the year! The only song ahead of me is the first new Monty Python song in 30 years, with tracks from "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Mandatory Fun" nipping at my heels. Will "Fake Adult" be able to defeat these tracks by my greatest heroes of comedy music and claim the #1 spot on the Funny 25 of 2014? That's all up to YOU, loyal Luke Ski fans!

If you'd like to hear Dr. Demento play the song again, and possibly make the Top Ten for October & November (and the Funny 25 at the end of 2014), you can REQUEST "FAKE ADULT" for "The Dr. Demento Show" at http://drdemento.com/request , and please include your e-mail address when you do so it counts towards the monthly Top Ten tabulations! As always, you can listen to the show every week at http://drdemento.com/online.html . I always do, and you should to. 

Also worth mentioning is that another track from my new album, "ORKO, SLIMER, WICKET, & SNARF", my tribute to 80's media franchise mascot characters, hit #10 on the Top Ten for December as well! You can hear the song over at my Bandcamp page for the album "4th Grade Talent Show", and if you like it, please REQUEST for Dr. D to play that again as well, and include your email address so it counts towards the tabulations for the Top Ten!  (Dr. Demento also recently played "Paywutchyalike" by myself & Devo Spice, for your requesting consideration.)

You can download "Fake Adult" as an MP3 now for 99 cents at the FuMP, http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1762 , or you can get it from my Bandcamp page in a variety of digital audio formats: http://lukeski.bandcamp.com/track/fake-adult

We interrupt your regularly scheduled comedy music tracks that the general public  will understand so that the FuMP can pay tribute to one of it's own. Kyle Carrozza, a.k.a. "TV's Kyle", who by day works as an artist in television animation, has been one of the Funny Music Project's most frequent comedy song contributors ever since being made an Auxiliary artist back in July of 2008, both under his own name and as a part of the bloopcore-quirkhop duo "Scooter Picnic". On October 4th, 2014, Kyle married his long-time girlfriend Lindsay, who is perfectly matched to Kyle in awesomeness and artisticness. Their wedding reception had a 'Variety Hour' show which lasted 176 minutes, culminating in surprising Kyle with this new track, a parody of the TV's Kyle song "I Like Pie", summing up many of the reasons why we at the FuMP all like Kyle so much. For more Kyley-goodness, you can visit his Bandcamp page, his Deviant Art page, or listen to the podcast he and I do together, "Kyle & Luke Talk About Toons".

Lead vocals: the great Luke Ski, Insane Ian, Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad
Back-up vocals: Dino-Mike and Kornflake
Bridge monologuers: Devo Spice, Grant Baciocco of Throwing Toasters, DJ Particle, and Carrie Dahlby
Cameo at the beginning of the song: TV's Kyle & Lindsay
Music by Bonecage
Mix by Chris Mezzolesta

You can download "I Like Kyle" now at the FuMP: http://www.thefump.com, it will be a free download through November 6th. And again, super huge congrats and much love and hugs to Kyle & Lindsay, two of Luke & Sara's favorite people! <3 #pie

And so the prophecy would come to pass that the Project of Music that is Funny would for a second time compile songs of a similar theme, forged onto a forbidden compact disc which would come to pass before all Hallows Eve bla bla evil spooky blood Satan etcetera, go pick up "Halloween With The FuMP" our 2nd themed compilation album! It's got 21 hilarious haunted hits from the great Luke Ski, Devo Spice, Raymond & Scum, TV's Kyle, Insane Ian, and many more! You can order the CD and the digital download now from the FuMP Store! Direct link: http://thefump.com/store_release.php?id=139